thebootydiaries:

queer2and2clueless:

thebootydiaries:

she keep me worm

who

the girl reading this

oeus:

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

humorholics:

how dare you not to notice me when i’m ignoring you

mangacartaholygrail:

*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

deadjosey:

morticiaandthediamonds:

date someone who loves your belly

resiniquity:

isitthattimealready:

today at work a customer’s card didn’t go through so I asked them to try again and it worked that time and I mixed up saying “there we go” and “there it goes” and I ended up saying “there we goes" and I just

why is this so funny i almost pissed myself laughing for the better part of 5 minutes

yesdarlingido:

“Codependency isn’t sexy. It isn’t romantic. It’s built with a fuse and will surely burn out. The healthiest thing you can say to the one you love is, “I would be okay without you, and that’s why I choose to stay.””

— LB, A Few Things About Love 

bigsavefurniture:

*finishes wedding vows* don’t forget to like and subscribe

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years